Ugh,

Reasons why I hate you. Yes, I used the word hate. I actually despise you lol that's pretty difficult. I mean, I do dislike a lot of people but damn, your existence alone pisses me off.

1. You need help. Like, legit need help bro seriously.
2. You complain about how you have no friends. I wonder why? Maybe because you're fucked up, sarcastic (in the non-funny way), annoying a/f and bloody irrational.
3. You stick your head into everyone's business even though it does not concern you at all.
4. You're annoying.
5. You're annoying.
6. You're annoying.
7. You're annoying.
8. Oh and did I mention.. YOU'RE ANNOYING?

A piece of advice: leave her the fuck alone before I rip your eyes out. You are so lucky she has a high level of annoying-fucked-up-irrational-stupid-people tolerance. If I were her, you'd be dead. How she managed to deal with you for so long? I will never understand. I don't even know what the hell happened to you. You used to be normal and actually quite likable. Not anymore.