Hahahahah,

Legal homework: Write points arguing why homosexual and transsexual marriages should be legalised, and why it shouldn't be legalised.

Me: Idk why it shouldn't be legalised.. help me pls Albert.
Albert: Religious beliefs? The bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Albert (and since some people are really christian, they're just against gay marriage.. y'know)

Yeah.. I thought that was quite funny.