Sarah is a slut and therefore she will not be blogging tonight on this.
I'm just kidding. The term 'slut' is loosely thrown around so much these days so let me rephrase this. Sarah is a whore and therefore she will not be blogging tonight on this. Hehe I'm funny.
Anywho. Since I'm always a bitch to her I decided to take advantage of her laziness, to blog a nice post.
Dear Sarah Truong,
Uh god I'm feeling sooooo sick right now. Not sick sick, but sick as in I am actually going to publicise this post GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME k. I love you very much because I know I am annoying and you put up with me. :D Even though you're stupid and think I have allergies.. (This can be another story for another post.) Also, even though I'm prettier than you. And cooler than you. And just in general, more awesome than you. Wow, that is so not the point of this blog okay what was I saying.. Oh yeah. Even though I always tortue you by saying I have other best friends (of whom I'm not even.. good friends with.. LOL) just know that you will always be my best friend. Oh yer, other than khang. LOL SDKJNSK JUST KIDDING no but seriously. Actually I'm pretty sure he's more of a woman than you. Once again, off topic.. This is such a fail. OH YEAH, even though I want to hit you for the time you READ MY DIARY LIKE MY ACTUAL DIARY WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER READ, yeah other than that. I love you very much and for all the times I call you ugly, I actually mean beautiful. So, in conclusion.. #1 I love you, #2 You are beautiful.. most of the time so don't think you are every ugly, #3 You are my bestfriend.. other than khang LOL SORRY I HAD TO and #4 Just know that I will always be.. a five minute drive away. (Did not want to say 'that I will always be here' because that's technically false because I don't see you every second of every minute of every day, YOU KNOW?)
Yours always (Well not always, I mean some day I'm going to marry Johnathan Rhys Meyers and that day I will be his so whatever),
A tree.
I'd insert a really cute quote about something to do with best friends but nuh, let's all just think.
Have you ever wondered about the things we tell ourselves before we fall asleep? We whisper the words in the dark, telling ourselves that we're happy, or that people will change their minds. We persuade ourselves that we can live without the people who have left. Each night before we fall asleep we lie to ourselves in a desperate hope that come morning, it will all be true.
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