Half alive

Happy birthday to my beautiful best friend. Only once a year will I ever be as nice as this so people, cherish it.



Actually I have nothing else to say because I don't really care about birthdays. Not in a mean way but you know, it's just another typical day but the difference is you get presents and.. that's it. And I'm kind of used to nothing much exciting happening on mine anyway so..

Here are some things I love about you..ish:
1) I love your mum. (and how she rates boys)
2) I love your dad. (and when he greets me with 'HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE'
3) I love your sister. (and how she's so gullible..)



4) I love your mum's cooking. (spam.)
5) I love how your dad agreed with me when I said you were ugly. (of course you're pretty)
6) I love paulie. (just kidding FUCK I HATE THAT BITCH)
7) I love how you are scared of not scary movies. (E.g. prom night and disturbia..)



8) I love how you think the guys that I think are hot, hot. (usually.. except for that white guy you think is so hot who looks like he's from short stack and is not so hot at all)
9) I love how we entered the tb phase together.. (I'd post a photo but.. you'd kill me)
10) I love how you manage to always have 3/4 of the blanket (ok not love, hate)

I can't think anymore cause I'm splitting my split ends and getting sleepy. Happy birthday my dear elmo and may I outlive you so I can sing 'fuck it' at your funeral.