Understanding the language of licey

Since I'm procrastinating I thought I should blog a post on how to understand the words of Alice Huang. Cause I'm bored. And I promise I'll finish my english soon soon soon after. (I think.)

Background info
The language of Licey originated from a small boy called Alice.
(As seen on the left, Alice was always a strange one.)


Examples
1. UFKCINGCIOEWHDIOSKDLJEHWI
Sound this out in your head.
Now, if you are awesome then that means you get it. If not, just stop reading this.
Write out the words you can see.
U FK C ING CIO EW HD I O SK DLJ EH WI
Then, take out the words/letters that don't make sense. The end result should be:
U FKING EW SK EH
= You fucking ew, SarahKhang, eh.
= You're fucking ew, Sarah & Khang, eh.

2. EWHIDOEHWIDOHWIDOHEIWOHD
Now, this one is a bit more difficult. Don't fear my dears, I shall help you understand.
Once again, write out the words you can see.
EW HI DO EH WIDOH WIDOH E I WOHD
= Ew, hi, eh window window I would.
LOL AOIDHISDAIS I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I'M LAUGHING TO MYSELF

why am I so funny I don't know yeah whatevs I'm weird. ok english time bye